Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is..The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising"."Woman: "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."Judge: "Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage? The damn fool says he can't communicate with me." A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light."Woman: "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. The driv-er is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed.As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned.The moral of the story: After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature.The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and de-mands to know what it stands for.
Come 2 a.m., as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. "Woman: "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." Judge: "Do you have a real grudge?
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.
The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead." Paddy is shocked, but not surprised.
We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it." Judge: "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
"Woman: "Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."Judge: "Is your husband a nagger? The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit and offensive terms.
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.